The Death Expert Candle Store

All Candles

Take a look at our entire candle collection.

Our heartfelt “We Honor You” Scented Candle – Illuminate your intent to honor your loved one throughout their journey.
$20.00
Brutally honest “This Candle Is Scented because It Smells Bad in Here” Candle – Embrace the power of truth in fragrance!
$20.00
“I Get My Woo because This Says ‘Made in America'” Scented Candle – Embrace the essence of American craftsmanship!
$20.00
“Do You Believe This Shit?” Scented Candle – Light it up and embrace the absurdity of life!
$18.65
Scented Soy Candle, 9oz
$18.65
Scented Soy Candle, 9oz
$18.65

Dark Humor

Not for the easily offended, these are funny for segments of the population.