Learning About a “Death” on Social Media

“Holy crap guys so I just about confirmed from people in my hometown today that I died!

This girl posts a picture of us together, but she didn’t tag me and the whole post was in past tense about how we weren’t close friends, but she’ll always remember me and how beautiful and wonderful I was. I thought maybe suddenly people think I’m cool, and want to be associated with me or maybe she thought I had died. I was hoping for cool.

I did what any logical person would do, and I commented on the post, thanking her for complimenting me. She deleted the entire post so i think it’s safe to say I’m not cool. So on that note, if anyone knows when my funeral’s gonna be please let me know. I feel like it would be rude and embarrassing if i didn’t show up.”

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